UFO sighting in Saddle Arkansas by Gene Windsor
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SADDLE ARKANSAS- A report of a UFO sighting in the community of Saddle Arkansas has given residents something to talk about. The alleged sighting occurred around 10 pm Friday night. Resident and guitar virtuoso Andy Bair was outside petting his kitties when he said he heard a strange noise and looked up and saw a saucer shaped object hovering above the highway in front of his house. He described it as a round, saucer shaped craft and making a humming sound kind of like a vacuum cleaner but not one of the cheap brands you get at Walmart but more like a high end Dyson. Close friend and Ship Captain Matthew Schamel was there as well and said it was a startling sight. He goes on to say that it wasn't the first time he had seen a UFO. He said he has seen them a few times while sailing through the Pacific in his big ship. Schamel goes on to say that he wasn't frightened by the UFO because if it got too close he would just run real fast and get away from it. Another friend, Matthew Boler showed up just after the UFO had left. He said he sure wished he had got there sooner but had to stop and get cigarettes and gas at Casey's because it was so cold the day before and he didn't want to freeze his ass off. The three then droned on and on ad nauseam and I had to fake an emergency to get away.
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