Former UFC champion Conor McGregor crashes date with Sucker Punch

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Saturday January 26th 2019

It look like a normal romantic dinner for Selena Gomez and her boyfriend Timothy Beelen before trouble arrived. A reliable source said the dinner started off great they ordered their drinks and food without a problem. The person that waited on Selena and Tim said she looked into Tim eyes why they are holding hands saids this is my surprise and pulled out front row WrestleMania 35 tickets. Tim so excited he yells I'm going to WrestleMania with my girl and a few friends Harry, Tim L, and Mike but what look like a great moment turns into a war let me explain Tim get ready to take his first bite of his salad he hears a voice he does not want to hear enjoying your dinner coward. Tim stand up said to McGregor please I don't want any trouble it's bad enough you ruined my girlfriend photoshoot. McGregor says do something about it we don't need an octagon we can do it right now. Selena looks at Tim not to do it he's not worth it. McGregor saids shut up Bitch this is between me and your boyfriend picked up a picture of water throw it in Tim Face. The people in the restaurant said I will thinking they were going to fight after that but surprisingly Tim did nothing so McGregor grad Tim bowl of salad and threw it in his face again Tim does nothing I was shocked but I was more shocked what he said afterwards he looked right at McGregor and said it's too bad you got to bet against yourself to make money without saying anything McGregor punched him right in the mouth. Selena gets up Furious and slaps McGregor in the face the whole restaurant could hear It. McGregor just looks at her smiles says what do you think of your boyfriend now. Somebody else in the restaurant said I remember hearing get him out of here now by the manager of the restaurant. While McGregor is being carted off by security Tim yells this is not over the war has just begun. Believe it or not they do finish their date. Tim comes up to me which I was surprised thinking he was going to hit me just to say Dana White pay attention to my next tweet. In conclusion what will be the aftermath of this tragedy will UFC suspend Conor McGregor for his actions? Will the Miracle Man finally get the deal done with UFC so that's fight can happen. All I can say is if this fight happens it's going to be a Bloodbath.

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