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Public speaker, Hedaiah Tolbah, continues to WOW the crowd as she made her way to Boston, Massachusets this weekend for another inspiring show case. Supporters asked Tolbah what she would say to ex, Aymen Amer, if she ever saw him again. Tolbah’s response; “You owe me sleep... so much sleep.” Many wondered after everything Amer put her through, why would that be the ONLY thing she would have to say? Tolbah did not leave that unanswered. She confidently explained, “What you need to understand is that some people will not hear you regardless how much, how loud, how truthful, how loving or how profound you speak. So you wish them well and let them go. I’ve already taken care of that.”
Hedaiah and Aymen were both mutually invited to meet face-to-face for the first time after break up to confirm or deny any rumors about their past or present relationship. Aymen agreed but Hedaiah denied the invitation as well as any form of communication with Amer. Instead of interviewing the two, we interviewed one; Aymen Amer. Please continue below to review some of Aymen’s feelings towards the break up.
When asked: “8 months later, how do you feel about the break up? Is it easier? Harder? What?”
He answered: “I can’t remember her (breathing heavily) I mean, I remember her name and what we had and everything. But I can’t remember [her]. I know I loved her laugh and her voice, but I can’t remember what they sounded like. Um I don’t really recall the smell of her hair that use to drive me crazy when I used to kiss the top of her head. It could’ve been Dove, but I’m not sure.” He paused, then closed his eyes and rubbed his temples for a moment before continuing. “I wish I remembered so much about her, but the only thing that comes to me anymore is how utterly destroyed she looked at our engagement party...”
When Amer was asked whether or not he missed Tolbah and what they had, he vaguely answered, “Sometimes I smell an old perfume that she use to wear, or I hear an old song that she use to love or sing, or I pass an old hangout spot and I kind of break inside for a couple of minutes.”
Many are reaching out to Hedaiah and encouraging her to give Amer another chance as they believe he might have changed. Others are telling Tolbah to stick by her platform and “Ifnore that a**h***.” It looks like Tolbah’s final decision is to move on to hot daddy, Sharief Bdour and make new memories and we are living for it! At some point, we are wanting a new love story in the celebrity business. We are hoping Hedaiah Tolbah is not hitting any obstacles to inner awesomeness.
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