Life360 is Totally “Safe”
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Lifesentence360, Mobile ball and chain, toxic parent app, etc... Life360 has been making waves on the internet since it was created but recent research has shown that it isn’t all that safe. Before you shove this article into your paranoid parent’s face, read this because it could actually help both of you.
According to HealthyParents.org, Life360 has access to your web searches, photo gallery, passwords, and in turn, sells that information to 3rd party websites. If that’s not bad enough, hackers can access all of those things PLUS your location. Hackers, regardless of whether you’re on public WiFi or not, can access your location and information via “check-in” points via the app.
So, if hackers can access your photos and your location, that makes you exceptionally vulnerable to online predators. Parents, the best way to keep you and your family safe is to only allow the app access your location when it’s running or... maybe... just maybe... you can stop treating your children like they need to be monitored all day every day. Let them grow up. A simple Google search can give you pages and pages of reasons why you’re actually being extremely and from what a lot of 18-25 year olds are saying, they’re still being tracked by their parents so if you’re kids are over 18 then maybe it’s time to give the app up altogether. Seriously, they’re adults.
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