Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez brings Lawsuit against the GOP
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In an unprecedented show of Independence, clarity of purpose and bold vision, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has unveiled her plans to bring a series of lawsuits directed at the Republican Party along with it's financial supporters for what she calls an unrelenting campaign of logic, facts and historical realities when addressing this Nation's future direction.
"What we need now more than anything is rhetoric, emotional appeals and targeted propaganda in order to energize the non-contributors. We need to rally those non-citizens to action even if it means burning the existing infrastructure right down to the ground. We all know sometimes you need to break a few eggs to make an omelet. This country's disenfranchised are sick and tired of leading the way. We need to align ourselves with those nations that have experienced political and economic disasters and learn their suffering."
Alexandria has stated she will be accessing the Tax Records from conservative leaning non-profits organizations and begin sorting through them for potential subpoena service and general harassment.
"It's imperative that we use all the Power of the Federal Government to silence the destructive dissenting opinions. These people better get onboard or get run over. It's time to look at the bigger picture and stop being overly concerned about individual liberties and freedom. The original founding documents and ideologies of the past are exactly that...a thing of the past. It's time for something that may offend the sensibilities of those that have been raised in an environment of social injustice and white privilege."
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