COMPANY RAISES $12,000 FOR EMPLOYEE

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When Pioneer Products saw that one of it's employees was struggling emotionally and mentally they stepped in.

Joe Kopecky a model employee was said to be seen crying by fellow employees while on the job. Many anonymous employees we interviewed stated that Kopecky would often go to the bathroom and cry out loud for no reason. He was also seen many times in the tool crib closet crying hysterically.

NIGEL GARCIA says : " I kew something was really wrong when I heard saying "GO PACK GO" one day while talking too him about football. He is a die hard Vikings fan."

JOE DECRISTOFORO says : " I seen a red flag also when I seen him playing a violin in his car during break. He is a talented electric guitar player"

Employees reported Kopecky to the Human Resource Department and he was told to go see a psychologist. He was diagnosed with "Separation Syndrome ". When we interviewed Joe Kopecky he stated that he believes it all started when an ex-employee named Jacob Earhardt left for another job. "That was my little buddy and I missed him alot since he has left Pioneer, I've cried many nites thinking of the good times we had"

Pioneer Products started a GO FUND ME page on facebook and hosted a chartity benefit at a local tavern. All together over $12,000 in donations were raised for Mr. Kopecky. All funds will go towards his psychologist fees and work loss of time he has missed due to crying.

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