Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest! Finn Collins Throws Tantrum When Told Ex Is More Relevant Than Him

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“Look all I’m saying is [Clarke] has a tendency to milk out our break up in order to stay relevant.”

“I don’t think Ms. Griffin and the ladies of arrival have a problem staying relevant Mr. Collins… In fact they’ve made quite the name for themselves. They’re positive role models to young girls, they promote body positivity, are confident in their sexualities as women and queer women, they are huge LGBT supporters and donate thousands of dollars to LGBTQ Organizations, and given that they identify as LGBTQ themselves it has even more of a positive impact. Not only that but their most recent album went triple platinum, and they’ve been nominated for VMA music video of the year, VMA Artist of the year, and 2 Grammy’s; Best Pop Vocal Album and Best Music Video...

...In fact… Clarke Griffin has not used your name once since your break up and if asked about you, she never addresses it directly. You however, have used Ms. Griffins name multiple times, or at least hinted at her, in every interview for the past few months. So if I’m not mistaken… you are the one, as you stated earlier, milking out your break up in order to stay relevant.”

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