Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - The Right Woman at the Right Time

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A rags to riches story is unfolding, which is really the Story of the United States of America itself. As an oppressed people in Europe left all that they knew to seek a better life across a vast Ocean of uncertainty; so travels Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC).

With a Joan of Arc-like conviction and steadfastness, she has consistently expressed her desire to single-handedly bring down those foundation institutions that have shaped this country to what is now is; a bastion of Freedom, Security and Upward mobility potential (which can only be construed as Racist, Homophobic, Xenophobic, Misogynist, and Islamophobic).

What the average person does not appreciate is just how corrupt the lure of Individual Freedom actually is. Her big mouth, large teeth and schizophrenic eyes serve well to amplify her confident interpretation of an alternative reality.

With flailing arms and spraying spittle, her lack contempt of historical precedent her unbounded enthusiasm will this Nation to it's next phase. We all know, in order to remodel some houses, you need to demolish them first.

Her Political Chemotherapy will no doubt purge those in opposition to her bold vision. She is the right woman at the right time to save us from ourselves while saving the Planet at the same time.

Removing the stench of poverty, fear and hatred from her own clothing, AOC has given the little people the inspiration they need to reverently bend their knee to this Social Justice Goddess of this Age. God's and Goddess's need to be appeased after all.

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