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Solid YouTuber seeks caring woman with smooth thighs for star gazing, baking and maybe more

Peter Parker once said 'You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.' But you can trust me.

Hello ladies! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I'm a bold kind of chap, who likes nothing more than star gazing with the right woman.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my cute personality, closly followed by my smashing legs. I'm the man for you, if you like great legs and abs, particularly combined with ample baby oil.

I work as a YouTuber, helping women. This allows me to exercise my skills: programming computers and dancing.

My life goals include:Use a spider web as a parachuteFall in love with youBecome the best YouTuber I can beHelp all the women in the world

If you're the right woman for me, you'll be caring and grateful. You won't be afraid to dance and will have a healthy respect for marriage.

My ideal date would involve baking in Dubai with a beautiful woman by my side. While we're there, I admire your smooth thighs whilst feeling I'm the luckiest man on the planet.

Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!

Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.

Light me fire, babe

Daniel Laz

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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