3-Year Search for Teen Ends; Confusion Begins

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It is almost miraculous that three Hill County teens who have been missing for a decade turned up last year.
The story of Rachel Turner, who screamed for help and got the attention of a neighbor who broke down a door that set her and two other teens free, is riveting. Police arrested three suspects who were swiftly convicted. Today, all three are sitting in federal prison. What didn't make sense for ten years know seems perfectly clear.
In hindsight, nearly all solved "missing persons" [MP] cases end up "making sense" in the end. All of them, that is, except for the Corsicana teen who disappeared on September 10, 2001 and was presumed dead and erased from our memories (at his parents request) this past Spring.
This missing teen story, compounded and mixed in with the trauma, confusion, and fear of "9/11", so consumed the hearts and minds of Corsicanians that a spontaneous two year, non-stop, city-wide search ensued.
Instead of going to the cinema, we searched. After work we searched, and before school. We stopped going to Church, and God searched right along side us. Every Sunday you could be on any block in the city and you'd hear bible verses being read aloud as residents kept one eye on the good news and the other looking for clues. It was something to behold.
This mission unified our city. Homelessness, crime, drug use, and even speeding citations all dropped to zero. The happiness was palatable and could be felt beyond the city limits from Powell to Barry, Navarro to Emhouse, and in Mildred, and in Mustang. Not anymore. He has been found. He is alive. But nothing makes sense.
The shared goal, known as "The Search for Kennie", has devolved into the bizarro. Living along side us, mere miles from his house, in what appears to be a professional, Hollywood-grade disguise. Unable to answer questions (repeating "spike, spike, spike"), he's under "psychotic evaluation". But he did give us something. Another "missing persons" case. A 97-year-old male Corsicana resident.

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