Starbucks Set To Be Shut Down In 2021
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By: Abby Prescott
Starbucks CEO Kevin Johnson recently made a statement that Starbucks is set to be shut down on May 12, 2021. The company declared bankruptcy in January due to a failed commercial that cost them millions. The owner of Starbucks also later made a statement that "the company will likely never be able to recover from this loss and will be closing on the set date."
The company had been struggling ever since the commercial failed to draw in consumers. Which in turn cost the company millions of dollars.They will stay open until that date and will continue to serve new items. We asked a few people about how they felt about sudden news about Starbucks and one young lady commented that she was devastated because it was the "best coffee ever". We also asked people to take a survey and 94 of people said that the only place they got coffee was Starbucks. And the other 6 said that they have never even been to Starbucks. The company has said that all of their employees have been notified about the shut down and will be let go on the shut down date. We will be releasing new information as it comes.
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