Week 8 Power Rankings: Bucks take care of Business in Prime Time Matchup
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Nothing shy of an exciting week at LMS today, following many short handed rosters from last Sunday. The prime time matchup of Bucks vs. the undefeated Grizzlies was a sight to see and really highlighted one of the last weeks before the playoffs.
For whatever reason, Dihu likes to schedule the most boring games at 2:00. With that being said, Nuggets (1-6) faced off against the Sonics (3-4). Literally no one cares about this game. The Sonics won by 15, but again, remain in house league purgatory. Be on the look out for niether of these teams come playoff time, because they are not good. Next weeks return of Brennan Dombro could possibly push these guys over .500, but that's all they have to play for.
Twolves (3-4) vs. Lakers (4-3) followed. An eventful and exciting game here. Henry Hoelscher was lights out to start this one, after scoring 15 points in the first 5 minutes. However, 31 unconverted field goals later, and his mental capital was severely drained. PG Ben Sacor took advantage of the Twolves lackluster effort and put his name in the 20+ point club yet again. He is a true threat behind the arch. For the Twolves, they now top the league in anger issues. Hoelscher even damaged the ear drums of little boys in China after screaming profanity at the top of his lungs. Sean O'brien was also T'd up, twice, for his brutally vulgar quote of "That was not a foul". Good to see the men in stripes are calling a fair game like always. Lakers by 25. Good win for them.
Rockets (1-6) against the Heat (4-3) came next. Ironically enough, the Heat actually came into this week ice cold, after folding the last two games to the Bucks and the Grizzlies. But they came into this one with the upmost intensity and picked on the mentally weak Rockets quite some bit. The Rockets are so bad at this sport that Coach Buggy didn't even bother showing up. Heat had no trouble bouncing back. The Rockets did, again, have trouble keeping their emotions in tact. The Rockets tallied two more technical fouls, making it a tight race for the 1 anger management spot. Nonetheless, Heat take this game by 25.
76ers (4-3) played the (2-5) Kings at 5:00. Rumor has it Peter James will make a playoff comeback, but that has not been confirmed. He sat this one out again. The Sixers struggled mightily without him, which is pretty embarrassing considering they played the Kings. They simply didn't know how to play defense on the "random kid who almost hit the ceiling but made six three's." That "random kid" is Sean Majerczak, and regardless of form, you cannot leave him open for three. Sean did enough to get his boys a WIN against the sorry sixers. Connor Henegan of the Sixers had a notable performance, but it was not enough. I officially label the Kings average as fuck. They now have three wins and even play the Nuggets next week.
Jazz (6-1) vs. Pooicans (2-5) at 6:00. The Pooicans were fortunate enough to receive a free win last week, so do not be fooled by their misleading record. But this game was much different from last. Charlie Romano was a monster for the Jazz in this game, recording a career high of 24 points while shooting 78 from the field. Even though the score wasn't in favor of the Pooicans, it is worth noting that they maintained the upmost composure through this games entirety. Not easy to do when you have three of the top ten rage monsters on your roster. So in that sense, a good day in the office for both teams. Jazz take this one by 30. Pooicans fall to 2-6, while the Jazz compete against the Heat next week for the regular season title.
Karma caught up to the undefeated Grizzlies at 7:00, when they were finally faced with a real opponent in the Bucks. The Bucks handed it to them early, and maintained a steady 10 point lead for most of this one. 2x league MVP Brander, Hajiharris, and Corcoran were lights out from the field, collectively scoring 50 points. Nuzzo lead the team on the assisting end, totaling over 15 assists. No one is a bigger team player than him; he is truly winning on and off the court. On the Grizzlies end, it was one big mental breakdown. Triffo wanted to fight everyone, and everyone else cried when the calls didn't go their way. Fairly enough, they were T'd up and had to pay for their actions. On the bright side, however, Jake Biederman shot a three pointer that went in the basket. Three points for him, but this game was over before it began. Bucks by 15. Grizzlies lose their undefeated run. They go down in the power rankings, but skyrocket in the anger management rankings.
Team of the week: Kings
MVP of the week: Mikey Hajiarris
Power Rankings:
1) Bucks
2) Jazz
3) Heat
4) Grizzlies
5) Lakers
6) Sonics
7) Twolves
8) Kings
9) Pooicans
10) 76ers
11) Nuggets
12) Rockets
Anger Management Rankings
1) Twolves
2) Rockets
3) Pooicans
4) Grizzlies
5) Heat
6) Jazz
7) 76ers
8) Bucks
9) Sonics
10) Kings
11) Nuggets
12) Lakers
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