Anthem blamed for the deaths of 12 million people
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One of EA's latest installments, 'Anthem' is under fire for the reported sudden passing over well over 11.6 million people in south korea. The game although before initial release was met with much hype and discussion slowly started to garner negative press upon release. At first becoming one of Bioware's lowest rated games and then going on to cause server issues for EA, now it seems is the catalyst for the deaths of millions. initial forensics reveal no signs of physical trauma further investigation has revealed that most died due to severe epilepsy. Anthems latest update introduces a new mission in a certain area of the map, the area in which this mission is conducted has multi colored lights scattered throughout flashing in a strobe-eque pattern. South Korea received the initial update before the rest of the regions as per EA's policy. Many of the victims were found to have have accounts to related to the game while some of them inexplicably didn't leading some investigators to believe that they made have suffered the same fate not through playing but through watching streams of other people playing. Popular live stream platform twitch is also under fire for supposedly contributing to this violent massacre, however twitch officials have yet to issue any kind of statement regarding the incident. An investigation was brought up after online comments surfaced mentioning anthem and the deaths weeks before the actual incident. With some comments being structured as
"I swear to god this game is going to kill someone"
-EAHATER699XD
"I'd rather die than play this tbh"
-DreamKazperDidNothingWrong
"I hope 11.6 million people in south Korea die after the latest update"
-Lviper
Bioware has thus far pulled the update from the Korean servers and 2 hours later stopped all server functionality all together to prevent players from logging in. Currently there are no comments from the side of EA or Bioware however lawyers representing the gaming giants have reassured us that the situation is being handled and that a statement will be issued soon.
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