Nike Tanjun...For Men Too???!!!

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The Nike Tanjun shoe. It was originally designed for women but Nike saw an opportunity to market the same woman's shoe as a men's shoe when they found out men with small, petite feet were buying them up off the shelves. "It was crazy," exclaimed Nike Director of Marketing John London. "We created a woman's shoe that pretty much flopped in the shoe's first quarter. Then sales randomly started picking up. We got to the bottom of it and realized that men with small feet couldn't comfortably fit in a men's shoe. So they turned to the Nike Tanjun." When marketed to women, the Nike Tanjun came with an optional tampon pocket built into the shoe or a lipstick compartment. Nike had to change up the marketing strategy to gear it towards men. Market research indicated that most of the men that purchased the Tanjun bought smaller size shoes and also drove larger vehicles, which average less miles per gallon than the average vehicle. So Nike partnered with Speedway to give Nike Tanjun owners 5 cents off of every gallon at all participating locations.

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