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"ESPN, CNN, Fox News and more. What do they have in common? Manipulating stories to brainwash the reader & viewer" - Lavar Ball. One of the most hated families in the sports world has faded away as their leader (Lavar) focuses on the future of his developmental league and more importantly the future of his two NBA hoped sons. The Ball family has been portrayed as one of the biggest flops in the history of endorsements. From the surface, one would absolutely agree with that statement. Let's specifically focus on the 5 year $14 million dollar Nike deal that Lavar and Lonzo turned down. Now, let's add another $8 million that was also offered by multiple endorsers (Powerade, Old Spice & Sprite), $22 million total. If you Google "Lonzo Ball Nike Deal" or "Lonzo Ball endorsement" you can find related articles which make the Ball family look like they have never heard of a thing called "money". But what you can't find, is the number of families that Lavar has helped. The number of homes he's built, the number of lives he's saved. The most hated man in 2017 is actually the greatest human being i have ever interviewed. "The media pushes what sells, even if it's at the expense of a man, his family and their dignity. These media outlets knew my intentions. They know what the hell I'm doing out here. I don't need to explain a damn thing to the world" Lavar then goes on to explain his deal with Nike "All I asked is that they contribute 5 of Lonzos sales to my purpose which was to the town my father was born in (Kampala, Uganda). It's one of the poorest cities in the world man" Lavar goes on to explain how his father was a doctor in Uganda and migrated to the US so that Lavar was able to have a normal childhood. Prior to Lavar's father (Kaikara Ball) passing away Lavar made a promise that he would one day make a difference in Kampala when the time was right. What better opportunity then a family with up and coming NBA stars? "These billion dollar companies (chuckles), they don't give a damn about nobody. They don't want to help a single dying baby" Lavar continues "All I need is the support of my wife, my boys and Pierre Elia from LA. Fuck mother fuckers like Prince, Brian and Ziyad. Those mother fuckers think that Lavar can't hustle. Well... These mother fuckers need to respect my hustle like my homie Pierre. They been giving my homie P a hard time out there. They better recognize before I slap them with my anaconda.. and you know I ain't talkin about no snake. I'm talkin bout my dick... Oh Ya... Fuck the motha fuckin lions and the falcons bitches. After I'm done fuckin yall little bitches, your new nickname is gonna be the black hole... Like my Raiders bitches!!! Raider Nation for life motha fuckasssss!!!"

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