Superhuman Syndrome, a condition that makes you Superman
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What is Hypercephalplexoplasia?
That’s a mouth full to pronounce, but it’s not very complicated. Superhuman Syndrome (SHS) is a condition where there is excessive growth in the Central Nervous System (CNS). The Central Nervous System controls all the functions of the conscious brain; including mood, sleep, irritation, natural stress-response, etc.. When the condition was presented by Albertian Scientists at the National Scientist Disease and Pathogen Convention (NSDP); it caught the public by surprise.
When an individual is identified to have Hypercephalplexoplasia, they will have extreme memory recall, quick task learning, simple tasks will lead to extensive dopamine release, wounds are healed much faster through the stimulation of serotonin production, osteopenia (weakening of bone) may happen, and Hypothermia (low body temperature) along with Hyperpyrexia (fever) are common as body temperature fluctuates uncontrollably. There are many more signs and symptoms less severe. Anxiety is common because of serotonin regulates anxiety, and stress-related problems may become lethal.
Signs and Symptoms
Hyperthymestic (Extreme memory recall).
Quick learning.
Acute Dopamine stimulation.
Wounds are healed much quicker.
Osteopenia (Bone weakening).
Temperature inconsistency.
Extreme nausea.
Serotonin toxicity.
Insomnia.
Superhuman Syndrome is extremely rare, as there is only a handful of recorded cases so far. Some of the individuals affected by this syndrome say they can learn to control all the signs and symptoms, leading to its name ‘Superhuman Syndrome’.
“...I was hospitalized when I was 16 years old, I had a case of Serotonin toxicity the doctors said. They sent me everywhere to see what was wrong with me, but the University of Alberta contacted me and I soon found out my issue… I realized if I’m aware of my condition I might be able to control the symptoms, I controlled them, and now I’m quite literally superman…” John Doe said in an interview with Fake News Inc.
Soon after that interview, the people had millions of questions, as they too want to be like John Doe, with a 3 Ph.D.’s at age 19, a Nobel prize at age 20, and a self-made billionaire; but to everyone’s disappointment, there’s just not enough research.
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