DROIDS STEAL DRAFT

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Newcomers Milan Androids in their inaugral draft have performed exceptionally well. Manager Paul Fantasia has learned through the ultimate suffrage that was the Las Vegas FDs, after experiencing 2 (maybe 3) Zappias, then tragically having just this past Sunday poored gasoline in the clubrooms, locked the staff indoors and lit the place on fire, then announcing his new project the following next day at the draft. It was only due to a technicality in Nevada State law he was not persecuted for his heinous act as the club registered with false documents and the staff were all homeless mexicans with no legal documents previously the scum of the strip, the Flyer Distributors. As grim as things may have looked for Fantasia at that point he started his club back in his spiritual home, the great city of Milan, Italy. In a few short hours he made managerial appointments to his board the would make even his esteemed sponsor's directors quiver in fear. Fantasia managed to summon the ghosts of Mulletman past to get every player he wanted, besides Jake Lloyd, and even then the most studious of drafters - paperboy Boccac, could only but sabotage him once. His sponsors had invested all their faith on the lone-wolf gunslinger-like Fantasia only moments before the live draft but still wanted his talents confirmed prior to committing 100. All was validated easily by Fantasia during the pin-tipped-rocket-thrusting-baloon-popping event where he managed to prove to the South Korean giant Samsung CEO Sum Ting Wong he could fire a missile further than his North Korean constituents clearing the back fence. It was only a matter of time before Google came on board because of his outspoken valid truths in the iOS and Android debate. The Androids will look to open their account against the Sloths in a Blockbuster first round, with Fantasia declaring in a recent interview that this will be the 2019 Mulletman Grand Final in the first round. Only time will tell if all the Androids critics out there can say "These are the 'Droids you've been looking for.".

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