New LISD requirements for the Spring Break
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While you may not be flitting off to a spring break beach this year, it’s not an excuse to spend your week glued to MTV’s and cartoons coverage. Unfortunately, admission officers don’t grant admission based on social and pop culture awareness. So, if you’re serious about the admissions process, you may want to rethink your couch potato plans.
Here’s what you should focus on:
1. For ALL students (including Deer Creek Elementary) - help to their parent collecting leaves in the first few days !!!
2. For Cedar Park High School - Arrange college visits. College campuses have a different energy in the spring. Students are out in full force on the quad – studying, playing soccer and eating lunch. While some may argue this isn’t necessarily an accurate picture of college life, we have to argue that it is. Every college campus across the U.S. erupts with this type of energy in March. Essentially, it is the norm!
Make sure you check the school’s calendar for their spring break. Typically, area high school and college spring breaks don’t coincide, but in the event that they do, avoid a visit. You don’t want to see the campus when there are no students present – it’s a ghost town.
3. For Cedar Park High School and Cedar Park Middle School students - Make Test prep. Studying for the SAT or ACT sounds like a total drag, but if it helps you get into your dream school, then it’s worth it. Buy a book or software program, and designate a specific time slot each day for standardized testing practice. Then, reward yourself with a guilty pleasure – like a Jersey Shore marathon.
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