The entire Welsh Assembly burst into tears laughing after the AM for the For Britain Movement launches into a fifteen minute stand-up routine against Leanne Wood
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Connor Jones, the newly elected Assembly Member for the For Britain Movement had to be escorted out yesterday after the entire Welsh Assembly burst into tears, after Connor went into a fifteen-minute stand-up route against Plaid Cymru's Leanne Wood and Adam Price, even comparing Leanne Wood to the "wicked witch" and Adam Price as his "flying monkey"
After Connor finished his opening statement, the entire Welsh Assembly could be heard on video hysterically breaking out in tears over the name calling. In an interview with UKIP Wales leader Neil Hamilton, Neil described Connor's opening statement as a "brutally honest roast"
But it was not without consequences, Connor had to be escorted out of the assembly for being a "major distraction" Leanne Wood has said in an open statement on her Facebook account that: "as a women she felt demonised by the far-right thug and the Welsh Assembly did nothing but idly sit by and allow it to happen, it proves that sexism is very rampant in the United Kingdom"
Responding to the statement, Connor replied: "I don't care you're a women, but I care about your mental health issues (you being a feminist) I wish you nothing but the best luck in getting this horrible disease is fixed and I'm looking forward to you're contribution in the assembly"
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