Révélation : Incendie au Fouquet's. Un apprenti cuisinier grignois serait à l'origine de l'incendie

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Le Fouquet's, célèbre symbole parisien, a été incendié en fin d'après-midi samedi dernier.
Néanmoins, contrairement aux premières informations désignant les gilets jaunes comme incendiaires, puis les grenades lacrymogènes comme étant à l'origine du désastre, la véritable cause de cet incident serait toute autre.
En effet, Karim R., également connu dans son quartier de Grigny comme : "Rim.k le cuistot", était en apprentissage au restaurant le Fouquet's ce samedi.
Alors qu'il tentait de se confectionner un léger repas pour sa pause déjeuner, un torchon de la cuisine aurait pris feu et les flammes se seraient rapidement propagées sans que le stagiaire ne réussisse à les maîtriser.
"A la base, j'étais parti pour faire un sandwich merguez et je ne trouvais pas de sauce samouraï dans les cuisines. J'ai posé mon torchon un peu trop près du feu et là, c'est parti en barbecue!" avouera t-il aux enquêteurs.
Si les assurances devraient rembourser la majeure partie des dégâts, Karim R s'inquète pour le reste de sa période de stage car il n'est pas certain que la Direction souhaite prolonger le jeune apprenti au vu de l'ampleur des préjudices subis.

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