Pork Sausage Alert

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An outbreak has been recently discovered at St. Johns hospital, in Chicago, ILL. On March 19th, 2019. 10 men visiting Chicago area from South Bend, In. have been admitted into the local hospital for a rare occurrence. The men have been traveling together in a church van on there way to a holy rolling convention in the downtown area when they began to feel ill. A witness stated that everything was fine up until they pulled into the parking garage and the 10 men travailing with began to vomit violently. The witness described it as a scene out of a horror story. The hysteria of the ill men began to discover their private areas becoming extremely irritated. One victim described the feeling of getting bit from fire ants around the groan area. The men explained that they have been on a Keto diet for weeks and have been mostly consuming pork sausage from different local stores. The medical team of St. Johns Hospital has expressed importance and have the CCD involved to investigate and outbreak of rare worm found in Indonesia is being expected to be reproducing quick and spread through the mid west. It is well known by medical personal that this discovery is be spreading in pork sausage and infecting people who most likely on the popular Keto diet. Mostly because a large amount of pork is consumed on this particular diet. The CCD will be implementing a warning by mid afternoon March 20, 2019. Those who have consumed pork sausage in the last 24 hours need to be aware of symptoms. If you feel you have an unsatisfied feeling of hunger, headaches, body aches, burning groin. The worms that are present in your body will grow into adulthood within a 24 hour period and exit through the anus. Most fortunate victims will release the eggs through vomitting.

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