Mass Shooting in North Toledo.

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Toledo, Ohio (WTVG) - A sergeant for the Toledo Police Department has started a city/statewide investigation and search for an 'unknown' white male in a black ski mask, black gloves, and black clothing. Last seen near Cherry St. McDonald's heading toward Langrange and Baker, reportedly shooting several unsuspecting victims.

According to a police report, Tayron Jones, 23 of Toledo, Ohio left his home on Bancroft St. after he had an apparent argument with his girlfriend, Tiesha Miller, 22 of Toledo, Ohio. She stated he 'stormed out of the house with his gun' shouting 'I am going to start killing anyone I see, and I want to die'.

It has since been reported to the Toledo Police Department's homicide & robbery detectives, whose still searching for Tayron Jones, 23 of Toledo, Ohio. Toledo Police Department asks that if you come in contact with Mr. Jones, you're advised to stay away and call 911 or crime-stoppers at (419) 255-1111

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