Netflix Banking on Unknowns for Post-Avengers Success
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With Avengers Endgame coming out in theaters April 26th, Marvel caps its 11-year storyline set in motion in 2008 with Ironman. Now heading back to the drawing board, Netflix and Marvel are well into planning the next generation of superheroes both in theaters and on the popular streaming service. But many of Hollywood's biggest actors have caught on to how lucrative the franchise is and it seems are pricing themselves out of the running, forcing the studios to find relatively unknown actors to fill the leading roles. So far the only series Netflix has announced for release in early 2020 is The Eternals, focusing on a few of the lesser known Marvel denizens. Most of the cast is still unannounced, but a relatively unknown, Ramsey Bergeron, has been confirmed to be cast as Phastos, the earth eternal's master technologist and weapon-smith. With production beginning in mid-2019 in New Mexico, it seems Netflix is choosing to spend money on production value instead of talent and will be hiring the remaining seven Eternal's from local agencies as well. When reached for comment, the Executive Producer of Development with Netflix, Mr. Rick Astley said that "I will never give you up, I will never let you down, I will never run around and desert you." In addition, he included, "I will never make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." After checking with other industry sources, we were able to conclude that the quote was given on April 1st, so we should probably not believe a word of anything we read or see today.
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