DRAGONFORCE Announce New Keyboardist
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Following the departure of long-standing member Vadim Pruzhanov, English power metal heroes Dragonforce have plucked 28-year-old Shaz Dudhia, who happens to be their only actual fan, to lead the way in atmospherics on their upcoming album and tour.
Shaz, when asked about how it felt, said: “It’s the biggest honour for me to contribute to my favourite band’s legacy. I always thought the most glorious show I ever played was a run of High School Musical in Burgess Hill, but there’s clearly no contest in delivering night after night of power-metal attempts made slightly better by the fact I have perfect pitch - those off-key harmonies, solos, and utterly abysmal attempts at key-changes that pepper the band’s tenure are now a thing of the past. Looking forward to the future and seeing the tech crew in the audience every night!”
In news regarding the upcoming album, an insider by the name of Namreh Il confirmed that L.A. rock demigod Threatin has been co-writer for at least 3 songs, having been personally invited by the band following the worldwide success of his own Grammy-winning ‘Breaking The World’ album.
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