TRUMP ANNOUNCES SOLUTION FOR HOMELESS PROBLEM

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Washington (AP) - President Donald Trump today announced that he and his staff have developed a solution to the homeless problem. The President, speaking from the Rose Garden this morning, said, 'Let's face it folks, many of these folks have problems. They're on drugs, they're addicted, they're criminals and there is no hope for most of them. We are going to give them hope and we are using the Holy Bible as our guide. We can help them by giving them food, shelter, clothing and a good secure job. We are bringing back Biblical indentured servants. These workers will give people and businesses the labor they need at an affordable cost while solving the homeless problem in our society".

Asked for details the President explained, "You'll have to be financially stable enough to provide adequate food, medical and shelter and we will have to follow the Biblical 7 year limit. By then most of them will be clean and sober and will have picked up valuable work skills."

Trump said that individuals and corporations will be able to have as many homeless as they need and can afford. There will be an application fee and the Dept of Human Services will determine how many homeless indentured servants an individual or company can afford. The Justice Dept will give individuals and companies arrest power and a homeless person MUST prove they have a valid legal residence. If they are unable to prove a valid address an automatic sentence of 7 years servitude will prevail.

Trump also expects a robust aftermarket in the sale of indentured servants will take shape where companies and individuals can buy and sell their services. "This will be an added bonus for our economy. This is a very great solution to our excess population, and will clean up our streets and help hundreds of thousands find a good job and get off drugs. And it is Biblical as well", Trump added.

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