Anthony Hopkins impressed with Scranton purchases downtown apartment
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By Associated Press - Who would have thought a sleepy little town like Scranton could woo one of the greatest actors of the 21st century into making it a second home. Sources report that in the last 48hrs, the Welsh born actor best known for his role in Silence Of The Lambs toured a recently renovated downtown loft and purchased it on the spot. Sir Anthony Hopkins is currently in the town of Scranton Pennsylvania filming an upcoming major movie called "The Virtuoso" also starring Anson Mount and Abbie Cornish. While we were not able to reach Sir Hopkins for comment, we did catch up with Anson Mount. Mr. Mount commented "I don't really know - Anthony just kept raving about this place since we got here. He was obsessed with Texas Weiners at some Coney Island place down the street and talked about eating them in a tree house at the local park whatever that means. Guess he felt after traveling the globe Scranton is the only place that can offer that. Texas weiners and a tree house. Who would have guessed." When asked if he was considering buying a residence in Scranton, Anson promptly replied "Hell no." Opening date for "The Virtuoso" has not yet been set. No word on when Sir Hopkins will officially relocated to the small downtown located in Lackawanna County PA.
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