Montgomery Blair High School Student Charged with Selling Drugs Online
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(Bethesda, MD) - Montgomery County police charged a Montgomery Blair High School student with the facilitation of the sale of drugs through the internet. The student is responsible for creating a localized website in which buyers could contect dealers and promote the sale of drugs. The creator of the website, a Neil Kundagrami, took a commission of the sales that took part on this site. The website used firewalls and blockchaining to avoid detection from legal consequences, but was eventually tracked. The junior is being charged with drug trafficking and may be charged as an adult.
Police spokesman Rick Goodale said that though the student himself had no indications of drug use, multiple sources have confirmed that the student would coordinate the sales of drugs through the internet. Kundagrami is an attendee of the Blair Magnet program which fosters learning in the STEM field. The police believe that he used this knowledge to create the website that would facilitate the sale of drugs.
Principal Renay Johnson was disheartened to realize the sale of narcotics going on in her school. She sent out a letter to parents detailing the consequences of such actions. Johnson’s letter said that the student and those involved “will receive appropriate school consequences as outlined” and that “Every incident demands that we continue to talk to our teens about the legal consequences of distributing drugs and the health consequences of using illegal substances,” She ensures that this behavior will not happen again and that those who follow in the students steps will be punished heavily.
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