ServicePower Pulls Support for All Prior Versions

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Trusted by field-service organizations around the world such as GE Appliances, ADT, Allstate, and Siemens, ServicePower offers the only SaaS platform that helps companies efficiently manage both employed and contracted technicians. And as of today, ServicePower is telling those organizations "upgrade, or die."

Customers will have until the 14th of July this year to get onto the latest version of ServicePower, which was version 25 last time we checked, though it changes constantly. The tech giant claims the date to have "no particular significance," other than to encourage upgrading sooner rather than later. When asked whether the July 14th was a reference to the unofficial U.S. holiday, "Pandemonium Day," an almost inaudible chuckle was discerned, followed by a lengthy pause without further clarification.

ServicePower representatives assure users that there will be "minor disruptive" in the upgrade, and that the latest version was "mostly tested" and "works pretty good, last time we checked."

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