Berkpire Ththaththway purchases AT&T

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The multinational conglomerate holding company Berkpire Ththaththway purchased AT&T for $200 billion in a move intended to further cement BPTH's place in the cellular services, WiFi, and cable market. This was unsurprisingly not successfully blocked by the SEC, as Berkpire Ththaththway controls most of the federal government. This marks the third time within a month that Berkpire Ththaththway has purchased a major corporation, after Comcast and Disney. The reason BPTH has the cash to do so was revealed at a press conference on March 14th detailing the company's extensive tax breaks, to the point where they were completely exempt this year, the lowest ever paid. Berkpire Ththaththway is famous for creating "reverse taxes", a concept that has the government pay corporations to aid their efforts in world domination. If the governments fail to do so, they mysteriously fall. BPTH rose to power after making many wise investments, leading to a great net worth. This lead them to be able to acquire many brands, including the favorite brands of congressmen. BPTH then threatened to discontinue these brands if tax breaks and congressional positions were not given. They then used their newfound influence to purchase more corporations, and create reverse taxes. Berkpire Ththaththway, despite owning brands such as Facebook, Amazon, and Alphabet is most famous for owning TheSoul Publishing, a company which got Donald Trump elected in 2016, but the FBI can't stop them, and they know it. This is why capitalism is bad and must be stopped. The free government legislation should fix this, and allow free political expression for all. No matter who wins; the right, or the left, Russia wins because right extremists and left extremists both support Russia or communism. To read an exclusive interview with Barmadash Conkers, CEO, chairman, and president of Berkpire Ththaththway, subscribe at 365subscribe.USSRRe-creationCommittee. RussiaStateInformationDistribution.info.ru

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