Tool, Rammstein, and Dave Matthews Band to perform mega-show in Melbourne

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In a mystical alignment of the musical planets that could only be orchestrated by the Rock Gods, three high-profile artists, each with their own rabid fan base, will be converging on Melbourne, Australia for a massive year-end bash on December 30, 2019. This odd pairing is the brainchild of Aussie promotions company Frontier, a division of The Mushroom Group.

Producer/Manager Ian Smith claims to have first noticed the confluence of touring schedules for all three big acts. Ian recounted how the plan took shape, "I was having a pint or three in Kings Cross and browsing the acts update for 2019. At first, I seriously thought that Rammstein and Tool were a match made in metal heaven... and then I saw Dave Matthews Band. I started taking the piss with my mate, saying that DMB could close down the three-way show, wouldn't that be grand? And he looks at me with a dead-straight face and says "why not?!" Why not indeed, I thought, and started making calls straight away. Four weeks later and the deed was done!"

The concert will be held at the Flemington Racecouse which remains the venue for the Big Day Out Festival concert held each January/February.

Ticket prices are expected to range from $150-$250 AUD. Stay tuned for more details!

RAMMSTEIN
The 10-year wait is slowly coming to an end for fans of leaders of the new German hardness Rammstein, as the band have finally announced their seventh as-yet-untitled album will be released May 17th, 2019. An extensive European tour is planned to be follow by select appearances in North America, before heading to Australia for this single year-end show.

All of Rammstein's members hail from the former East Germany. Throughout their existence, Rammstein's six-man lineup has remained unchanged — lead vocalist Till Lindemann, lead guitarist Richard Z. Kruspe, bassist Oliver "Ollie" Riedel, rhythm guitarist Paul H. Landers, keyboardist Christian "Flake" Lorenz and drummer Christoph "Doom" Schneider.

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND
Dave Matthews will kick off his US tour on April 30th in Pensacola, FL, including two-night stands in Camden, NJ; Noblesville, IN; Elkhorn, WI; Saratoga Springs, NY; West Palm Beach, FL; and Denver, CO. The band will return to the Gorge Amphitheatre for its traditional three-night Labor Day run August 30-September 1, after which time they will take a short break before heading to Melbourne for their final show if 2019.

Dave Matthews Band, also known by the initialism DMB, is an American rock band that was formed in Charlottesville, Virginia in 1991. The founding members were singer-songwriter and guitarist Dave Matthews, bassist Stefan Lessard, drummer and backing vocalist Carter Beauford, and saxophonist LeRoi Moore. Along with Matthews, Lessard, Beauford, the current lineup includes Tim Reynolds, Rashawn Ross, Jeff Coffin, and Buddy Strong.

TOOL
The Tool tour 2019 is slated to launch in May with a concert in Jacksonville, Fla. before heading to Louisville (KFC Yum! Center), Des Moines, Iowa (Wells Fargo Arena) and the Chicago Area (Chicago Open Air Festival), briefly crossing the pond for additional tour stops in Europe, before culminating in Australia.

Tool is an American rock band from Los Angeles, California. Formed in 1990, the group's line-up includes drummer Danny Carey, guitarist Adam Jones, and vocalist Maynard James Keenan. Justin Chancellor has been the band's bassist since 1995, replacing their original bassist Paul D'Amour. After emerging as one of the top heavy metal acts of the 1990s (with the release of albums Undertow and Ænima), Tool gained more widespread appeal with a more alternative metal sound. Tool has won three Grammy Awards, performed worldwide tours, and produced albums topping the charts in several countries.

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