Principle son goes “Sicko Mode”
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On February 14, 17777 the John A Ferguson falcons won’t be prey no longer after this atrocity. Former principle Mr. Villalobos has been in charge of the school for a couple years now and never had dreamed about a day like this. His son Izzy Villalobos was quite insane for doing a harsh thing to the kids in the school. He made a game plan to shoot kids until he became the apex champion. In his car police found a little script of him saying “ First thing I’m going to do is land skull town( main building) and get his favorite gun called the spitfire. The rest of the note is in cursive and we can’t read cursive. He later then moved to the gym and towards the 10 building. Not a single body could’ve escaped except for the kids on the 12 building who took the wraith portal. It was too late until the police arrived where he hung himslelf. He recorded himself getting the champion squad as he leaves the world getting his first apex win.
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