Bad bunny look alike kills teamate
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A tradegy occured last night at the baseball game between The Falcons and The New York Yankees. Raul Puerta aka Mr. Door killed his fellow teammate Christian “The Snaze” Suastegui for blowing his first perfect game. Mr. Door was throwing a beauty until in the last week inning with two down already, when the hitter hit a pop up (an easy out so we thought). Door thinking it was an easy out was already walking back to the dugout, but little did he know The Snaze was about to do what he does best, blow his nose. Yes the ball went straight up into the air and Snaze couldn’t wait to clean the deep dark caves he calls his nose. He blew his and and winds created were so heavy it blew the ball straight over the center field fence, officially ending The Door’s perfect game. When Mr. Door realized this, he brutally beat Snaze’s nose until it just fell off and Snaze with out his power source died. Very sad indeed. The head coach, Coach Ed, Edd n Eddy, said “ what can i say, when you have bunch players looking like monkeys trying to fuck a football and their assholes are so tight you couldn’t fit a greased bb in there, this shit happens. Snaze blew it, literally blew it.” Well thats all for this report, hold tight for next time on Fire Crotch News.
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