Massive Drug Ring Operation Found At Ferguson High School

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A massive cocaine operation of extraordinary proportions has just been busted at Miami Highschool John A Ferguson. Details from the DEA have been slim as they are playing things close to the chest with multiple kingpins still in play and on the streets. One thing we know is that this operation was being ran out of the damn principals office without him even realizing. On a daily basis it was thought that 420 kilos of pure uncut Colombian powder (the real hard hitting shit) was being smuggled out via the assholes of multiple members of the Falcon baseball team. You might be wondering if Mr. Villabos wasn’t behind this then who was? One sophomore by the name of Ozzie Martinez! The head huncho has been in custody and has admitted to hundreds of counts of murder and other crimes. The one piece of his interrogation that was released showed us an inside view to the rise of this drug lord “Ye basically I started just actually doing drugs I was on some hardcore shit then I started selling and smuggling that shit after my mentor Bryan Morgaydo showed me the ways to do it.” His “mentor” Morgaydo is one of the mentioned kingpins still on the loose. This was KenBalls Rodriguez reporting Channel 69 News

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