Statiile de monitorizare calitate aer din Ploiesti vor fi dotate cu rachete Sol-Sol

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Garda de mediu Prahova, a anuntat ca toate statiile de monitorizare a calitatii aerului din Ploiesti si împrejurimile acestuia vor fi dotate cu un sistem automat de rachete Sol-Sol.

La fiecare depasire a parametrilor, sistemul va detecta automat poluatorul in cauza, prin lansarea, initial, a unor drone de detectie, dotate cu senzori calitate aer (CO2, benzen, toluen, sulfuri si alte substante volatile - VOC, senzori PM10, PM 2.5, PM 1).
De îndata ce dronele vor identifica poluatorul, acestea vor activa un sistem de tinta cu laser.
In prima etapa, autoritatile vor evacua populatia din zona si împrejurimile acesteia.
Odata marcat poluatorul cu tinta laser, vor fi lansate una sau mai multe rachete Sol-Sol, în functie de marimea obiectivului.

Aceasta decizie a fost luata ca urmare a faptului ca pana acum autoritatile nu au putut garanta siguranta populatiei prin resursele umane utilizate, acestea fiind de fiecare dat? mituite sau fara nici o putere în fata poluatorilor dar si a rezultatelor prezentate de DSP prin statisticile periodice, in care se observa o crestere alarmanta a afectiunilor respiratorii, cardiace sau hepatice, toate datorate poluarii aerului cu substante chimice foarte toxice organismului, precum benzaldehida, sulfuri sau alte substante volatile.

"Am hotarat sa abordam aceasta masura extrema, prin implementarea unui sistem automatizat complet, astfel încat sa putem garanta siguranta populatiei zi si noapte, ora de ora, 7 zile pe saptamana, de efectele mortale ale poluarii, care sunt periculoase, în aceeasi masura, precum armele biologice de distrugere in masa" a declarat Ministrul Mediului in vizita orasului sau natal.




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