Man sought in penguins disappearance

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The Coney Island aquarium is missing a penguin. This is not just any penquin.
His name is Daniel and is in the Guinness book of records. As the fattest, or as Aquarium officials like to say "" zoftig "
penquin in the world.

Aquarium director of security Ima Seals,
said that Daniel the penquin is strictly kosher. He needs to be fed eight times a day. His diet consists of Kosher pizza and Matzoh balls.

Daniel the Penquin leaves behind his mate" Amy", who was a runner up in the fattest penquin contest.

Amy is heartbroken said Aquarium officials. She won't eat or sleep until her mate Daniel is safely returned.

She has been looking forward to the special Passover seder the Aquarium has prepared for the penquin couple.

Aquarium officials are offering a no questions asked policy. For the safe return of Daniel the penquin. They suggest that whoever has Daniel. To please return him to the nearest synagogue.

In the mean time. They are requesting that whoever took him to please respect Daniels Kosher dietary program.

Anyone who has any information about the whereabouts of Daniel is suggested to call the Coney Island aquarium.

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