No. 17 DeMatha Catholic’s (Md.) Connor Smith is a Nightmare for Opponents
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Connor Smith, one of the top swim recruits in the country coming out of national powerhouse and the 17 team in high school swimming, DeMatha Catholic High School (Md.). Connor’s year-round-club is the 1 club team in the nation, the Nation’s Capital Swim Club (NCAP). Connor lead DeMatha Catholic to third place at the WMPSSDL Championships, second place at the Washington Catholic Athletic Conference (WCAC) Championships. For Metros, Connor was injured and DeMatha Catholic placed 11th out of 74 teams in the Metropolitan area. Oh, can we also mention that he only got lower than first place twice for the 2018-19 season with both of them coming from his NCAP teammate who swims for high school rival Gonzaga College (DC). He has also gained offers from Alabama, The Ohio State, Stanford, Clemson, Salisbury, Denison, Duke and a ton of other nationally relevant programs. Did we mention that DeMatha Catholic has the toughest high school swimming schedule in the country?
Below is No. 17 DeMatha Catholic’s 2019-20 national swim schedule:
11/14 @ No. 4 IMG Academy (Fla.)
11/17 @ No. 38 Calvert Hall College (Md.)
12/1 vs. No. 18 Mater Dei (CA)
12/5 @ No. 2 Georgetown Prep (Md.)
12/7 vs. No. 1 Gonzaga College (DC)
12/9 vs. Paul VI Catholic (Va.)
12/15 vs St. Mary’s Ryken (Md.)
12/18 @ No. 25 St. John’s College (DC)
1/3 vs. No. 13 Montverde Academy (Fla.)
1/7 vs. The Heights (Md.)
1/9 @ No. 24 Good Counsel (Md.)
1/17 vs. Rock Creek Christian (Md.)
1/20 @ No. 1 Gonzaga College (DC)
1/22 @ No. 25 St. John’s College (DC)
1/24 @ No. 24 Good Counsel (Md.)
1/26 vs. The Heights (Md.)
1/28 vs. Paul VI Catholic (Va.)
1/31 vs. Bishop O’Connell (Va.)
2/12 WMPSSDL Championships
2/22 WCAC Championships
3/1 Metros Championships
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