Does Adele have a long lost sister?
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Well as the entire public knows as well as just die hard fans, Adele Adkins news is hard to come by. It was a year after her marriage that she broke the news she had tied the knot, proving they can keep a secret from the public eye where nessecary. It is also rumoured Adele and her husband had been split for some time living separate lives, and the divorce had already taken place some time beforehand. Now staggeringly there is more Adele news in abundance alongside the latest dramas published, Adele is said to be on the search for a long lost sister. It has only recently come to the singers attention that her frictious father had played away aledgedly only months after she was born. The news came to light just this week for Adele following a last ditch attempted from her father to reconcile as per sources close to the multi brit award winner. In a lapse from the guilty conscience after a long 30 plus years Marc Evans (Adele's father) reluctantly confessed to having another child, conceived only months after Adele's birth. Despite the search not being active for long, one would asume this to be a toll order given the fact Mr Evans has never actually met the other sibling, nor had contact with the mother since shortly after the one night stand, which he claims to have taken place in Surrey. It goes without saying many Adele faithful's will be hoping they are the missing sibling. Even though this may mean a huge part of their life was a lie. Especially as the source's close to the family have said to believe the mother was paid off substantially in the region of £100,000 (over a few years) to not speak out about the night in question. According to the father Marc it was only when he attempted to make contact with his other daughter when she would have been 6 years of age, that the family had moved away and he neve herd from them again. It is thought to be true now that money is no object unfortunately for Adele, and that the mother of her long lost sibling simply wants to keep the secret hidden much like Mr Evans did some decades ago, after establishing a family herself. So given the circumstances Adele may find information extremely hard to come by, mainly due to the sister being unaware of her relation to the singer.
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