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Paris, France. La police municipale a découvert un homme inconscient gisant dans un fossé et incapable de le réveiller sur place malgré de nombreuses tentatives, a rapporté la chaîne de nouvelles locale. Après l'avoir transporté à l'hôpital, il a été découvert que son taux d'alcoolémie était de 0,934. L'homme a survécu. Selon des documents, cet homme est Georgio Zungia (18 ans).
C'est un miracle qu'il soit en vie, disent les médecins. Le taux d'alcoolémie dans le sang est estimé à 0,35. Georgio en avait presque 3 fois plus. L'examen sanguin a été effectué deux fois.
"Ce n'est pas si facile d'obtenir un tel résultat", dit dr. Damian R. Okusa. "Un tel niveau d'alcool dans le sang est probablement le résultat de plusieurs jours de consommation continue ou de boire une litre de vodka à la fois avec l'estomac vide".
Après son réveil, Georgio a refusé de fournir une explication, a pris ses affaires et a quitté l'hôpital. En raison de l’empoisonnement d’une telle quantité d’alcool, la police recherche des témoins et s’inquiète des autres participants à la possible libation.
L'impact d'une telle intoxication grave à l'alcool sur le fonctionnement du corps n'est pas connu. Même un taux d'alcoolémie supérieur à 0,3 peut provoquer un œdème cérébral ou une paralysie cérébrale. Dans la plupart des cas, l’effet est une diminution à long terme des capacités intellectuelles.
Un précédent record dégradant avait été établi en 1995. Un homme conduisant sous l'influence de l'alcool a provoqué un accident. À ce stade, son taux d'alcoolémie était de 0,914. Il est décédé plusieurs jours plus tard des suites de blessures subies lors de l'accident.
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