Utah Jazz Top 5 Free Agent Targets This Summer

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According to a source close to the Utah Jazz, here are their top 5 free agent targets this summer:

Up first, Tobias Harris. Many front office personnel feel that Harris would be the best fit. Word around the league is that he also wouldn't mind playing for the Jazz. This also increases interest for the organization. Expect Tobias Harris to be the top free agent target for the Jazz.

Up next, Malcolm Brogdon. Our source says Brogdon has the entire package that the Jazz are seeking in a starting point guard. He's young, he's a two-way player, and the team feels they could get him on a less than max contract. Brogdon would fit in seamlessly with the current starting five. Expect the Jazz to present Brogdon with a generous contract offer.

Next in line, Terry Rozier. If the Jazz successfully land Tobias Harris, They will heavily pursue picking up Terry Rozier. Our source says the organization would be willing to go over the cap for a Harris/Rozier combo. plus, he has the Louisville connection with their current franchise player, Donovan Mitchell.

Fourth on the list, JJ Redick. This is one is simple. Redick is a younger Kyle Korver. Our source believes the front office thinks Redick could spread the floor and provide consistent 3-point shooting that the team has been missing.

Last but not least, Paul Millsap. The organization has always regretted letting Millsap walk. Previous GM Kevin O'Conner at the time thought Enes Kanter was the future. Boy was he wrong. Just like the Jazz brought Korver back this season, they have interest in doing the same with Millsap this summer. His veteran presence would be huge off the bench.

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