A Moose, which is responible for raping a man and herd of cattle, is still at large in Canada.
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Banff Canada: Wildlife Officials are having difficulty locating the moose which is responsible for raping a man near Kananaskis, Canada, two weeks ago. Law Enforcement Officials are warning people to hike in groups and be extra cautious when hiking. Detective Jon Duplanter, who has had over twenty years of experience in dealing with human and wildlife conflicts, said this is the strangest and most alarming case he has ever had. "Typically when we get a report that a human has been attacked, it's by a bear or maybe a mountain lion. I have dealt with cases where bears have ripped the arms and legs of people off, but this moose case is so strange. It's like he views humans as a potential mate", said Duplanter. The bull known as "Martin" by zoo keepers, escaped from the Calgary zoo in mid-April. The manager of the Calgary zoo figured that would be the last we would hear from him, but it turns out that he made headlines just two weeks later raping nearly a dozen cows. Martin was kept alone and has never had any interactions with other moose while at the zoo. He is estimated to weigh upwards of nearly 1500 pounds and poses a serious risk to hikers in the area. Duplanter said, "Most female moose do not mate in the spring and this is what concerns us. This bull moose seems to be in the middle of mating season and he really doesn't seem to care who he mates with." Duplanter said they do have some leads on where he might be now. Robert Craig, who is an experienced elk hunter, said just this past weekend he may have encountered the moose officials are searching for. "I was in my elk stand and suddenly I see a pack of deer running like they're being chased by some predator. I got my gun ready preparing to see some type of bear or mountain lion come tearing through the trees, but instead it was a huge bull moose. I thought it was really weird at the time but didn't think anything more of it." Officials have been closely monitoring the area and are hopeful they can locate the moose exterminate him. Jackson Farrell, a professor of biology and zoology from Calgary said behavioral traits like these from moose, though unusual are not unheard of. "Bull Moose are typically very sexually charged, especially during the fall months. But in the case of this moose, he is not on the typical reproductive cycle that most wild moose are, so there is a bit of a disconnect. He is likely not finding a lot of luck mating with other moose, so he is turning to deer, cows, and potentially even humans." While they do not have a pinpoint location of where the moose is located, most Canadian wildlife officials are optimistic they will be able to locate Martin soon. "Please be careful when doing outdoor activities anywhere in the Banff area. Be aware of your surroundings and do not hike alone. We think we can find him soon", said Duplanter.
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