Homeless Hoodrat Wanted

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Rapper and actress Lil Mama’s stunt double , Naomi Cotton aka Turdface Killa , is currently wanted on charges of theft and petty larceny for hiding in the dumpster outside of the McDonalds where she resides .


Recent videos recorded by the franchises security camera show Turdface bum rushing the manager along with 2 pigeons and a rabid squirrel shortly after closing yesterday evening from the dumpster from where she had taken residence for the past few weeks .

Approximately 5 minutes later, the homeless hooligan exits out of the same door with ice cream cones hanging out what is believed to possibly be her vagina holding 2 apple pies and a shamrock shake.
As for what clothes she was wearing , the bitch was naked in 1 tube sock and a pacifier hanging from her left ear.

She is about 5 foot 3 inches, 114 pounds and believed to be anywhere between the ages of 28 and 76. She is considered armed and gangrenous and usually has feces smeared just below her right cheek bone.
Do not attempt to apprehend unless you are holding a crack or meth rock as she’s known for biting and spitting .

Instead you are encouraged to immediately call Anchorage PD, but not before pulling out your phone , turning on your video recording app and yelling out World Starr!

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