Hornets impose first defeat for Gladiators

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In the first meeting between the two clubs, it was the London side who came out on top. It was clear to see right from the off, who was going to win, as the Hornets picked up a 2 touchdown lead inside 5 minutes. Although no contest, there was one matchup which thrilled and promised to excite fans and neutrals alike. 23 Jermaine Donaldson, was to go up against London’s biggest threat (Literally). One of the best defensive backs in the country and at 6”4, Donaldson is certainly not a small guy, but even he was dwarfed by 22 Jack Blunt of the hornets, both in size and game. 3 touchdowns and physical dominance ensured that the 26 year old Jamaican national athlete couldn’t compete in anyway with blunt, who has been nicknamed the ‘Iron Ox’ by his head Coach.

Interviews
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Hornets DC when questioned about Blunts nickname...
“well, originally it was because he had virtually no intelligence of the game, but he was f****** dangerous physically hahaha.

Blunt on his game and America move..
“...I came here to do a job and I believe I did it, that’s it. Praise should go to our team and by the way, I’m trying not to think about that (moving to the states) because I still have a job to do.

Donaldson on his game and Blunt...
“Yeah I mean obviously it’s not nice, but oh well, you pick yourself up and move on, we’ll have a chance to play each other again and I look forward to it....”
“...Yeah he’s talented, but it wasn’t just him, but I guess you cant match him on strength or power, you can try and beat him with speed but the guy is 6”7 for Christ sake haha...”

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