MC leader living in North Carolina

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Randall “The Mallet” Shockley, A former 1er and member of an infamous MC has put down his colors according to Special agent in-charge Roger McMasters. McMasters, is in charge of the Raleigh,N.C. FBI’s special crimes unit.
He described Shockley as the mastermind behind a money laundering operation in the state of VA. He is deemed a violent criminal with a long history of violent crimes.
Mr Shockley’s club name “The Mallet” fits his MO to a tee, no pun intended.
Shockley carries a six foot hickory stick in a gun sleeve on his 2007 Harley Davidson motorcycle.
He has been known to use it often, according to Local authorities.
Mr. Shockley has accessory to homicide- two counts.(dropped)
Malicious wounding with the intent to do bodily harm and an assortment of other Misdemeanor charges. The FBI and BATF task force were never able to charge Shockley because he owned several small construction businesses and was able to launder cash through them.
McMasters stated that “A lack of material witnesses was also a big reason for charge reductions.
Agent McMasters said that “One witness belonged to another 1 club and just never showed up in court and has not been seen in months.”
Mr. Shockley is smarter than your average biker, McMasters said, in a phone interview on -—
July 2nd 2002.
He explained that all eyes are on Mr. Shockley now that he has moved to the state of N.C. McMasters also stated “We will keep eyes on him for as long as we feel the need.”

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