DJ Saniya breaks record for best-selling song of all time!

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It was no surprise when DJ Saniya got 11 Grammys in 2019. But now, the DJ has broken all records and not even stopping. She now has 105 million subscribers on YouTube, crossing PewDiePie. Each of her video has 2 billion+ views. She is the highest paid DJ in the world, with her salary of $388 million dollar. Her concert held at Dubai, Miami, New York, Nashville, London, and Lonkhandwala was sold out. About 1 million people were present at all of them.

The admissions at Spicer school in Pune, where DJ Saniya studied, have gone up by 3 lakh students. "Baccha baccha bole DJ Saniya ka naam!", said Gaikwad, who is the school's principal.

Also, many artists congratulated her for her apparent success, such as Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, Nicky Romero, Troye Sivan, Martin Garrix, Skrillex, Krewella, Dimitri Vegas, Hardwell, The Chainsmokers, blah blah blah...

But the weirdest thing happened when one of her fan, who is believed to be dead, called her and congratulated her, saying, "Thuje mairi boht bhot congratulations, mai abhee swarg me hay".
The fan's name is rumoured to be Samruddhi Kadam.

Nevertheless, this DJ is blowing everyone's mind! She keeps breaking records, and has garnered a huge fan following over a short time! She has also announced her next song with Nicky Romero. Due to this, Nicky's channel now has 80 million subscribers. Her best friend called Sakshi, is also taking lessons from her as she also wants to pursue a career in DJ-ing.

That's all for now.

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