BREAKING NEWS! SLINK JOHNSON ARRESTED FOR RAPE!

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The American rapper, actor, husband and father (also known as Black Jesus) has been arrested for rape. On Sunday at 2am, neighbours reportedly said they had heard screaming coming from Slink’s house. It was said that he was involved in a gang bang and that he was raping a woman of 22, who lived around his area. The rapper and actor known for his songs, the nickname of ‘Black Jesus’ and playing the famous role of Lamar Davis from GRAND THEFT AUTO 5 has been arrested and is now in custody being questioned. Slink has said ‘N*gg* I ain’t got time for answering this sh*t, I got sh*t to do fool.’ Johnson has already been in prison before and doing this again could bring a possibility that he could be sent to death row by the court! It was back in 2012-13 he was sent to prison during the making of GRAND THEFT AUTO 5, and the actor deeply apologised to everyone at rockstar for his actions as they did not get to finish his lines and roles in the game. Currently, he has been involved with the west coast radios but that could all change once he’s in prison! Slink will arrive at California’s well known court on Monday 6/1/19 and shall be prosecuted for his actions. More information to follow up his crime to come soon.

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