Glasto Virgin Wins Top Award ????
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A British Man has won the prestigious Pervert of the Year Award for the first time ever.
Neil McDonald from nailsworth was told of his unique achievement last night." I'm absolutely flabbergasted, I’ve always known that I’m a complete perv but I never thought in a million years that I’d win this. I'm especially honoured to grab the title this year as I know a couple of prominent Catholic Priests were also gunning for the award”
Neil, who has just returned from Glasto with his new inflatable women has been a pervert for as long as he can remember “My first memory is dressing up in my Grandmother’s underwear at the age of five, wanking myself into a frenzy and ejaculating onto her false teeth. luckily she wasn't wearing them at the time.
The Judges for this year’s event were so impressed with the level or perversion shown by neil that they felt they had no option but to crown Neil king of the pervs. Chief judge Rick Minge from the British Felching Association described Neil’s antics at this years Glasto as absolutely incredible. "For a man of his age I just don’t know how he manages it, one minute he’s jetting off to Moscow to marry some 18 year old prostitute the next he’s off on one of those specially tailored perversion cruises, sunk to his nuts in Filipino rent boys whilst ripped to his tits on poppers. I’d find it difficult to keep up with all the activities on offer on that boat at my age let alone Neil age,but He just laps it all up, them comes back for more - amazing!”
What really impressed the judges was his memorable appearance in the film ‘Willy Wanker and the Nut Butter Factory’, during Kylie's infamous Glasto set. They were enthralled with his character portrayal and the sheer number of perverted acts performed in the movie, especially the scenes where he bums two umpa lumpas. and performs a vile sex act with Willy Wanker in a vat filled with horse semen.
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