Match Made in March

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Individuals everywhere are admiring public speaker, Hedaiah Tolbah, for all of her media strength while finally voicing her love, struggles, fears and anger towards her past. But why did she silence it for over a year and counting? Tolbah stated that "everyone kept telling me you can have another engagement party one day or you will find another man that deserves you but no one cared that I wanted THAT engagement party and I wanted THAT man and THAT happiness I was once upon a time feeling. It has been over a year now and the ache in my heart has not subsided yet. Instead, it has taught me to look at life for what it really is."
To switch gears and evolve perceptions, many requested that Tolbah state why it took her so long to speak upon the tragedy of 17MAR2018. Tolbah has advised "well I am fortunate enough to make a lot of decisions in my life, I did not get to choose what I wanted my nightmares to be about. It was very overwhelming going to sleep and having a nightmare only to wake up and realize that I'm still living in that nightmare. And that was exactly how I saw it, a nightmare that was going to end soon so I didn't need to talk about it. But here we are a year later and voice or no voice, it's something I struggle with daily."
Hedaiah Tolbah of North Carolina has faced her fears of the minded mindlessness and has decided to live fantastically in liberation. Tolbah is living in regret no more and is on her way to positive excellence.

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