TRUMP TO OPEN NEW RESTAURANT
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Washington (AP) - The Trump Organization announced today that it was adding a new restaurant to Trump Hotel Washington that will feature two famous but recently disgraced chefs that were caught up in the "Me too" movement. John Besh of New Orleans and Mario Batali.
The new restaurant, "Attraper la Chatte" (translate: grab the pussy), will serve high end European cuisine and feature top California wines. President Trump praised the two chefs vision and said the me too movement does have dividends. "We were lucky to get not one but two of the worlds greatest chefs. We also did very well and they did well, you know they were out of work and they were the best. I said that it was wrong for the two top chefs to be out of work so I gave them an opportunity."
When asked about the sexual misconduct allegations against these chefs Trump said, "Trust me! The world leaders and power brokers that will eat at my wonderful wonderful restaurants by the two greatest chefs won't mind these rumors one bit. When you are a powerful person you get accused!"
Reservations are mounting and the first eight months are all ready completely booked.
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