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Local WITHCOTT 12 year old ZEKE JONES is being searched for by citizens all over TOOWOOMBA, for a robbery reported by local teacher CHRISTY PARKER. The robbery has taken place at local school, Centenary Heights Sate High School, on a previous Thursday. PARKER has told us that JONES is a member of one of her classes, 7M at the school. The crime took place in their PCG (Pastoral Care Group) classroom. According to our eye witnesses, JONES got out of his seat, walked over to the nearby room of MATTHEW RUSSELL, where he proceeded to steal multiple lollies, from a jar. We interviewed a few of JONES classmates, to get their view on the crime.
Fellow classmate and friend of the criminal BENEDICT SAPARAMADU has told us "It was horrible. He just got out of class, and robbed Mr Russell of his lollies!".
Another fellow classmate of JONES, TENNESSEE STANTON has revealed "When he got out of his seat, I saw him smirk and laugh, that sick man!"
At this point in time, we do not have any further evidence.
If you happen to know of ZEKE JONES whereabouts, please contact 0431271526.

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