Northport Man Ruining Vacation For Many
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Grenada July 10, 2019
A local menace from Northport is turning what should be dream vacations into a nightmare.
The unidentified man has been going around annoying people to the point where vacationers are leaving in droves.
"We had a full resort until he showed up" complained one worker. "I work for tips and he single handedly emptied out the hotel".
The mass exodus started Monday when the man arrived. "First thing he said to me was " why are you carrying the luggage that way?" said bell boy Amare who only wanted to be identified by first name. The annoyance continued to the escalators when the man questioned why the bellhop didn't use the elevators. "Wouldn't it be easier to go this way?"
Staff wasn't the only ones affected. Guests were complaining he was telling them among other things what sunblock they should be using, how far out in the water they should go, not to wander off the resort, and even went as far as to tell an elderly man to put a towel on his lounge chair so here's didn't have to lie in his sweat afterward.
No word on how long the Manu is staying.
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